Sometimes, I take myself to Target and buy whatever I want and need without even looking at the prices.
I often eat only ice cream for lunch.
I haven’t paid attention or studied for a test in my science class all year.
Of my four classes, I only filled out one course evaluation. The rest were just too tiresome.
I like to go to Petsmart by myself. I will make up excuses and lie if someone asks to come with me.
I always save my coupons in my room, but never remember to use them at the store.
After a long day of failure, my favorite thing to do is lay on my closet floor.
I stopped working hard at school in December.
I often lie to people that ask if the random dog on my debit card is mine. His name is Charlie.
Telling a stranger next to me on a plane a fake story of my life is one of my favorite pastimes.
I eat whatever I want
And don’t exercise. It’s disgusting.
I love grocery stores between the hours of 8:30-10:00 p.m. because I don’t have to share and it’s quiet.